Hearts of Palm and Mushroom Paella

(serves 6)


2 cups paella rice
5 cups not-chicken or other veggie stock
1/2 teaspoon of saffron

1/2 cup olive oil
10 oz package of assorted mushrooms
1 medium white onion
1 red bell pepper
2-4 cloves of garlic, minced
1-2 large tomatoes or one small container of cherry tomatoes, diced
      (I had yellow cherry tomatoes but also canned tomatoes are often used in paella)
14 oz can of artichokes in brine, quartered and drained
half of a can of hearts of palm in brine, cut into rings
for garnish: olives (I used castelvetrano olives because they are bright, meaty and delicious)
     chopped cilantro or parsley, paprika, lemon wedges, olive oil for drizzling


Start by heating up the stock with the saffron. Then heat the olive oil in a large, wide, flat-bottom pan over medium to medium-high heat. Cool the mushrooms on both sides until nice and brown, about 2-3 minutes per side. Remove them with a spoon and set aside. Place a little bit more olive oil in the pan if you removed a lot with the mushrooms. Cook the onions until translucent, about 5 minutes. Add the diced red bell pepper and cook for about 3 minutes. Add the garlic, artichokes and tomatoes. Cook for 3-5 minutes. Then add the rice and stir until the rice is covered in the oil and veggie mixture. Slowly pour in the broth until it is evenly distributed. From this point on, DO NOT STIR! Cook over med/med-low heat for 10 minutes. Then place the hearts of palm segments and mushrooms evenly over the top of the pan. Cook for another 20 minutes, or until all of the water is absorbed. You may need to adjust your heat so that it does not evaporate the broth too quickly. 
REMEMBER: Resist the urge to stir!
Serve topped with olives, herbs, paprika, lemon and olive oil. 
Enjoy!
  
*Onion tips: Minimize tears by popping the onion the the freezer for 5 minutes before chopping. See captions for dicing tips. 

Dice an onion easily by slicing at an angles meeting in the center

Then turn your onion and slice in straight lines. 

Mapo Tofu (Veggie Style)

I have never had real mapo tofu, just like I have never had real Pho. That doesn't keep me from trying to make it awesome vegetarian style. Eric said he would like more texture in it. Next time I will add chopped water chestnuts.

1 tablespoon black bean sauce
1 cup (fake) chicken stock (or veggie stock)
1 tablespoon light soy sauce
1-2 tablespoons of sesame oil
1 cup meat crumble substitute
1 leek, sliced
3 cloves of garlic, minced
1 inch of ginger, grated
1 tablespoon cornstarch
1 block of tofu (firmness of your choice, traditionally it is soft but I used firm)
scallions for garnish, sliced

Heat oil over medium. Brown the leek and meet crumble. Cube the tofu in 1/2 inch cubes and coat with cornstarch. Add the minced garlic and ginger. Allow this to become fragrant (about 30 seconds to a minute). Add the Not-chicken stock, soy sauce, black bean sauce. Reduce this down to half. Then add the tofu and reduce it down until it reaches desired consistency.

Also I added some black pepper (to taste) because I did not have any Sichuan pepper.

Frozen Kiwi Margaritas

Quick post today. My brunch plans did not work out how I planned, so I will only post the drink. I started taking a liking to making frozen margaritas out of whole fruit that has been frozen starting with watermelon. I have a hard time using up fruit before it goes bad. I usually end up freezing it. At any given time, you are likely to find a frozen banana in my fridge. Those are good to just snack on or make smoothies/coffee drinks with. 

They should look like this when done. 

The fun part of this recipe is how to get the kiwi out of the furry little peel. Simply cut the kiwi in half (like if it was a globe you are going to cut it across the equator). Now take a large spoon and slip it around the edge of the peel. The kiwi should come right out. There is a little juice but it is far less messy and less wasteful than peeling a kiwi. At this point i froze the kiwi halves. 

Frozen Kiwi Margaritas
makes 2 large or 4 small ones 

4 kiwis, halved and peeled and frozen as above
4 ounces of tequila 
2 ounces of triple sec
2-4 ounces of lime juice (to taste) 
about 8 ice cubes

Blend it all up in a blender until smooth!

Vegetarian Ceviche

Vegetarian Ceviche That Looks Not-So-Vegetarian

Serves 4

1 can hearts of palm 
1 green bell pepper 
1/2 red onion

1-2 jalapeños
2 tomatoes
1 cloves garlic
1/2 small red onion
1 avocado 
handful of cilantro 
1-2 limes
sometimes i also add green bell pepper and cucumber

Salt to taste

Slice hearts of palm into 1/4 inch circles. Pop the centers out so they resemble octopus rings. Retain the centers for the ceviche. Chop all other ingredients. Mix together gently. Squeeze lime. Serve in chilled margarita glasses. Salt to taste. 


*Remember that citrus heightens the flavor of salt, so you will not need as much.

**Tip for picking an avocado: Pick an avocado that is not overly ripe. It should give a little in your hand but when you pull out the stem it should still be green. If it is brown or black it is already bad. If you get an under-ripe avocado you can simply leave it on the counter to ripen or put it in a brown paper bag on the counter to speed up the process.

***To chop: Cut the avocado in half vertically. Separate the halves. To remove the seed gently whack the blade of your knife into the seed and twist. You will need a large knife to do this. If the seed does not remove easily then your avocado was not ripe. The skin should also peel away easily. 

You asked Pho it!

Ok, technically no one asked for it except me. I just enjoy a little pun. I went to Jungle Jim's huge international food market this past weekend and felt inspired. I've made pho a bunch and I've eaten my fair share of vegetarian pho at restaurants. Usually (actually almost always) the restaurant ones disappoint me greatly.  Eric even told me that my pho is much more flavorful than the meaty versions he's had, so I thought I would share. 

Vegetarian Faux Pho

1 medium onion
an inch and a half of ginger (I didn't have ginger so I used galangal root this time)
1 stick of cinnamon
5 whole cloves
3 cloves of garlic, crushed or minced
1-2 star anise
2 cubes of Not-beef bouillon (mushroom or other veggie stock would work)
a bunch of thin rice noodles
a handful of mung bean sprouts
thai chilis to taste (or serrano or other hot peppers)
half a block of tofu cut into small cubes
lime juice to taste
soy sauce to taste
cilantro for garnish
any other veggies you have around and want in the soup (I used a baby bok choy, bamboo shoots, enoki and shitake mushrooms this time)

Brown the onion and garlic in a small amount of oil. Place all of the spices in and let them get aromatic. Then put 1.5 liters (approximately 6 cups) of water in. Add bouillon and allow to come to a boil. Then turn down the heat cover and allow the mixture to simmer. The longer it goes, the more flavorful the broth. Now at this point you can strain the mixture or alternatively just pick out the cinnamon etc. or eat around it. Then return the broth to your pan. Add the noodles and bring them to a boil. Add whatever other vegetables you like. At the very end add your lime juice, soy sauce, cilantro and mung beans. Or you can serve these things on the side and let 
everyone do their own to taste. 

TOTS!

Ok... so I have been cooking but not taking pictures. I cooked an entire Christmas meal without taking pics, so now I decided to post what I did with leftovers. 

Left Over Mashed Potato Tater Tots

(these are approximate measurements folks)
1 cup mashed potatoes (I used leftover roasted garlic and thyme mashed potatoes)
4 tablespoons egg whites (I didn't have eggs but it would probably be an egg or two depending on the size)
2 ounces of cheese (I used colby jack)
2 tablespoons flour
oil for frying

Heat the oil in a pan. Mix the ingredients together. Shape into tot sided bites. Fry for approximately 2 minutes until golden brown. You have to be gentle with them. You cannot just dump them all into the oil at once like frozen fries. Flip if they are not submerged. If you use a small pan (like I do to save oil), you may need to do multiple batches. I heat my toaster oven to 150 degrees and place the finished tots in to keep them warm and crisp. I served mine with ketchup mixed with Sriracha. 

The long awaited chili post...

You're going to be disappointed by how easy this is. I took pictures of the ingredients because I don't know what is available to everyone. I know you are going to gasp with you see the canned tomato products, but let me tell you, you need canned tomato products for chili. I've tried it with fresh tomatoes. It's not the same. I don't usually use canned beans because I soak and cook my beans and then freeze them. If you freeze them flat in a bag when they are frozen they can easily be broken apart into the portions you need. I just find that frozen beans taste better than canned. If you are going to use canned, please wash/rinse them. You do not want that fermentation goop in your chili. 

Vegetarian Chili

makes a lot

1 medium to large onion

1 hot chili pepper (jalapeño or Serrano)

1-2 sweet peppers (this time I used poblano and green bell peppers but I have made it with probably every pepper out there and it doesn't make a huge difference)

4-5 cloves of garlic

2 dried guajillo chilis 

1 tablespoon ancho chili powder

1/2 tablespoon cumin powder

(I also threw in a little chipotle powder that I had on hand)

1 can chopped tomatoes and peppers (I use Rotel)

1 can of tomato sauce

1 cup cooked black beans

1 cup cooked red kidney beans

1 cup cooked garbonzo beans

approximately half a package of fake meat crumbs (I prefer Quorn brand)

*Not pictured: black beans

Heat a small amount of cooking oil in a large pot. Chop up your onion, peppers, and garlic. Place them in the oil with a little salt to help them sauté faster. Cook thoroughly. Then heat your fake meat crumbles in the same pan with the onions and peppers. Next add the beans, tomato sauce and can of peppers and tomatoes. Add enough water to achieve your desired level of chunkiness. Grind your dried peppers in a coffee/spice grinder. Add your spices. He this all to a boil then simmer and cover. Cook it for as long as your hunger will allow. I make my chili in a slow cooker. 

This recipe is very open to interpretation. I use whatever I have on hand. Sometimes we top it with cheese and tortilla chips or have it with cornbread. Usually we just eat it as is. It also makes pretty good leftovers. Like I said, it makes a lot.